
A video showing a Chinese-developed ‘automated semen collector’ has surfaced on YouTube.
This machine was actually on display at a recent medical supply expo in China, and was developed for use in hospitals as an efficient way to collect sperm samples. Currently the most common method used to collect semen is via masturbation into a cup.
The patient stands before the machine and puts his penis, flaccid or erect, into the tube-shaped protrusion, whereupon it moves forward and back automatically like a piston. The inside of the tube is lined with a soft silicon material that provides gentle stimulation until ejaculation is reached.
For patients who have trouble getting erect, or feel uneasy with the traditional erotic magazine and plastic cup method of semen collection, this new medical breakthrough may provide some welcome relief.
Translation: Steven
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