
You know that warm feeling you get when you spot a cockroach in the corner of your kitchen. How about when you pick up the garbage only to find one of those magical little critters scurry away in that adorable way they do?
The problem is that these precious moments are rare and even more fleeting as roaches quickly run into some crack in the wall. Although you may feel comforted knowing that there are thousands more living inside that wall, it still doesn’t match the pure elation of meeting one of these black bundles of joy face to face.
That’s why Trust Technology Japan has developed Gokiraji (which I guess would translate to Cock Radio but I’m going to call it Roachbot since it’s creepy enough). This simple remote controlled roach puts a lifetime of wonder and whimsy in the palm of your hand.
A compact controller lets you steer your little cutie in four different directions. As you watch it scamper with its lifelike legs you will undoubtedly feel your skin crawl with love. And thanks to the infrared controller you can surprise you loved ones with a visit from everyone’s favorite houseguest.
And if that weren’t enough, Roachbot lights up in the dark just like a real cockroach that’s been genetically modified to glow in the dark. And it conveniently charges up via a USB connector so the little guy is ready for action any time you need some cheering up. It’s about the size of a healthy subway roach and prices start at 1,680 yen (US$20).
Be careful though. Once the person finds out it’s not a real cockroach they will probably be bummed out. The other day I sent my Roachbot to surprise my wife while she was cooking dinner. She was so happy as she shouted “Oh my god! What the hell is that?” However, when I told her that it was just my Roachbot she got really angry, hit me, then kicked me out of the house.
Source: Gigazine (Japanese)




Cockroach Forecast Now Available Online, Check the Weather and How Likely You are to See a Roach Today!
Smarter, Better, Faster, Stronger: Roachbot 2.0
Cockroaches Ending 2012 Season with a Bang, Stories of our Black Buddies Coming Fast and Furious
Be Nice to that Roach in Your Kitchen, It May One Day Save Your Life
Simple Trick to Rid Your Home of Cockroaches for Good?
Osaka Obachan are here to rock your world, make sure you don’t go hungry
Yes, Zima’s robot band will play metal and electronica, as long as you compose it for them
Giant sea eel: fearsome monster or delicious lunch?
Correct short-sightedness without surgery: our reporter tries out orthokeratology
Convenience stores’ room-temperature drinks get warm reception on hot days
PlayStation 4 release date revealed?
Some McDonald’s customers in China are getting a little too close for comfort
Just Pop It In The Microwave and Charge! But Really, iPhone Owners should Know Better, Shouldn’t They?
Series of YouTube videos threaten attacks on commuters at Hakata Station on June 14
The avant-garde art of book stacking in stores of Japan
Chinese Photoshop Trolls Part 3: This Time It’s Personal
Chinese Photoshop Trolling Part 2: Now with 20% More Shirtless Men!
China’s Photoshop Experts Will Fix Your Bad Photos, But Be Careful What You Wish For
We Made Coca-Cola Transparent and Colorless. It Tastes Like…
Chinese Woman on Trial for Killing Man by Squeezing His Scrotum
Canned Ice Blasts Let You Literally Stop Cockroaches Cold
Once Seen, Can Never Be Unseen: Pictures That Speak a Thousand Obscene Words
Man’s Wife Becomes Addicted to New Animal Crossing, Turns to Yahoo Answers for Help, Actually Gets Help
Korean Remote Controlled Turtle Project Making Slow But Steady Progress
Cockroaches Give Mankind a Huge Evolutionary F-You by Being Pretty In Places We Don’t Live
Cockroach-Killer Spider (aka Fighting Nope with More Nope)
Restaurant in China Denies Claims of Cockroaches in Its Smoothie
Hom-Bot Square: Cleaning those hard to reach places
Capture Highway Wackiness, Prove Your Driving Skills with this Rearview Mirror with Camera and LED Display
Rogue Roomba escapes captivity, streets near Kanda station now sparkly clean
Philip Kendall
Steven Simonitch
Master Blaster
Kay
Michelle Lynn Dinh
Jessica Ocheltree
Do These 25 iPhones Make Me Look Fat? Yes, According to Customs Officers Who Discovered Teen Girl Mule
Leave a Reply