RocketNews24 would like to preface this article by reminding our readers that only a very small minority of the Japanese population is into this kind of thing. Most people would, understandably, be disgusted if they heard this was actually a thing you can buy.
That said, Japanese adult goods company, Tamatoys, has unveiled the latest addition to their series of themed fragrance oils: “The Smell of a Boy’s Anus.”
Sold under the tagline, “The forbidden scent…experience that smell one more time”, The Smell of a Boy’s Anus is a “real anal smell bottle” that captures the “pheromone emitted from the anus of a cute boy.”
If you’re like me, the first thing that comes to mind when you hear “the smell of a boy’s anus” is the last thing you would want to rub on stuff to get you in the mood—which, I would assume, is the intended use for this product.
However, Tamatoys wipes away that suspicion, asserting that, “This product does not smell like sh**. It is purely the smell of anus.”
And what does that smell like? “It has a strong musky perfume smell, tinged with a pungent odor.” A fancy way, perhaps, of saying it smells like ass.
Understandably, the product has quite a few Japanese netizens shaking their heads in disapproval. “I can’t believe this…I wasn’t aware Japanese were such pitiful humans,” says one commenter.
Another laments: “Couldn’t expect less from the country of perverts. If the rest of the world thinks we’re perverts, fine. We just need to let them know that at least we’re not a country of rapists.”
UPDATE: NEW FROM TAMATOYS, IT’S “STRIPED PANTIES THAT SMELL LIKE LITTLE SISTER“
▼ Boy’s anus not your thing? TamaToys has you covered with a range of fragrances, such as…
And more! (NSFW)