RocketNews24 would like to preface this article by reminding our readers that only a very small minority of the Japanese population is into this kind of thing. Most people would, understandably, be disgusted if they heard this was actually a thing you can buy.

That said, Japanese adult goods company, Tamatoys, has unveiled the latest addition to their series of themed fragrance oils: “The Smell of a Boy’s Anus.”

Sold under the tagline, “The forbidden scent…experience that smell one more time”, The Smell of a Boy’s Anus is a “real anal smell bottle” that captures the “pheromone emitted from the anus of a cute boy.”

Please note the quotes; I am not making this up. This is all translated this directly from the product page on Tamatoy’s website (NSFW).

If you’re like me, the first thing that comes to mind when you hear “the smell of a boy’s anus” is the last thing you would want to rub on stuff to get you in the mood—which, I would assume, is the intended use for this product.

However, Tamatoys wipes away that suspicion, asserting that, “This product does not smell like sh**. It is purely the smell of anus.”

And what does that smell like? “It has a strong musky perfume smell, tinged with a pungent odor.” A fancy way, perhaps, of saying it smells like ass.

Understandably, the product has quite a few Japanese netizens shaking their heads in disapproval. “I can’t believe this…I wasn’t aware Japanese were such pitiful humans,” says one commenter.

Another laments: “Couldn’t expect less from the country of perverts. If the rest of the world thinks we’re perverts, fine. We just need to let them know that at least we’re not a country of rapists.”

True. You’ve got to hand it to Japan for keeping their sex crimes to things like underwear mugging and mayonnaise bukkake.

Source: TamaToys via Hamusoku

UPDATE: NEW FROM TAMATOYS, IT’S “STRIPED PANTIES THAT SMELL LIKE LITTLE SISTER

▼ Boy’s anus not your thing? TamaToys has you covered with a range of fragrances, such as…

High school girl arm pit

Working woman leg

“Holy water” of high school girl

And more! (NSFW)