The other day I was at my local church group meeting enjoying a rollicking round of Lollipop Chainsaw, the wholesome coming of age video game that chronicles a young woman’s plight during a zombie outbreak.

However, just around the time I completed it I read that an… excuse me this is hard to deal with… an adult video based on the game will be released starring some young large-bosomed Japanese woman named Tia. Heaven help us.

If you’re not familiar with the Lollipop Chainsaw it was created by the artistic genius of Suda51 (killer7, No More Heroes), and the brilliant graduate from the Troma school of film James Gunn (Tromeo and Juliet).

Here’s a trailer for the video game to give you a clear picture.

Good clean fun for the whole family, right?

Well, as usual when something becomes famous enough, those merchants of smut in the porno industry have to go making their version of it. I tell you, when I heard about it my blood began to boil.

I got so upset that I immediately googled everything this Tia girl has done, because… you know… research, on it.  And of course I pre-ordered a copy of this film just so I can see for myself – in two minute intervals – what wicked machinations these so-called filmmakers were up to.

In the mean time I’ve been keeping promotional screens as my desktop wall paper to remind me of what evils are out there.  It’s so corrupting that I often find myself beating the demons from me… hard… like they owe me money… until they fire into a sock and dry up forever.

I can only imagine what the champion of family values James Gunn would think of this filth titled Tia’s Wotakosu Fuck! (Tai’s Otaku Cosplay Fuck!), released on 13 November for 2,980 yen (US$37) by E-BODY.

Source: E-BODY via My Game News Flash (Japanese)
Top Image: Amazon and Amazon
Inset Image: E-BODY

▼ An Interview with Tia; I would tell you what she is saying, but does it matter?