This video was posted up on YouTube on 1 November with the title, “Sprung in Scheisse fur 100,000 Dollar! Crazy Stupid People 2012.”

According to the video’s description:

“it’s Japanese Reality Show Titled Jump Into Mud Puddle – Where contestants need to dive into the mud pool landing on their head first and the longer they stay in the the mud the chances to win the game increase. And the winner gets 8 Million Yen which is around 100,000$” [sic x 7]

Well RocketNews24 would like to set the record straight: this is not a TV show. That would be sick. This scene was taken from the adult video Mud Lady 3.

Well that should wrap everything up. I guess it’s time to take lunch.

Wait a sec. Don’t tell me you all aren’t familiar with mud porn?! Alright, let’s take a tour of the murkiness that is Japanese Fetish porn. First stop, Mud!

※I’m going to go ahead and say there are images that might not be safe for work, but you probably already assumed that※

That’s pretty much all that’s to the video. The lady jumps in mud, sometimes cleans off, and jumps in again.

At one point she breaks out a snorkel.

That just about sums up the 45 minute opus that is Mud Lady 3, available for purchase from Cocoa Soft Productions.

However, thumbing through the collection of mud themed videos offered by Cocoa Soft, Mud Lady 2 seems much better.  She really seems to get into the spirit of it all. Check out some of the screen caps:

Or if one girl just isn’t enough, you can always dive into Mud Girl Series: Muddy College Girls Part 2:

By now you might be wondering “Hey, where’s the nudity in these so-called adult videos?” Well, there doesn’t seem to be any of that in the Mud Girl / Lady / Student Anthology.

If you’re one of those conservative types who simply must see naked women in your mud-oriented erotic videos, the Mud Shower Collection should suit your needs.

Up until now, this may all seem like dirty yet harmless fun, but the rest of Coca Soft’s offerings take a severe left turn into the middle of David Lynch Scary Town. While sparing you the more disturbing images, the main categories are:

■ Vacuumed
■ Breath Control
■ Mummification
■ Mud (including Cow Manure)
■ Body Painting
■ Rubber
■ Face
■ Etceteras

“Face” is simply women with various things done to their faces like prosthetics or fake contacts. There a lot of videos with those scary Marilyn Manson/Nine Inch Nails type mouth stretcher things.

Oh, and someone resembling our old friend anime mask is here too!

This one is just a girl getting drawn on her face with magic marker.

With this kind of a menu, I immediately wondered what could possibly be served up in “Etceteras.”

It really lives up to the name. For example, there are enema videos where you can see the woman’s distended abdomen after filling up. That’s a little too hardcore to share here, but I’ll leave you with a selection of other Etcetera titles that shouldn’t scar you mentally – too much.

And remember, the next time someone tries to show you a woman painted all gold and buried in cow manure, please set them straight and tell them: “Hey, that’s not a crazy Japanese TV show, it’s crazy Japanese fetish porn!”

Japan thanks you.

Source: YouTube
Images: Cocoa Soft (Japanese and Not Safe for Work or your Mental Health)

▼ Beware… The MILK

▼ What’s that Sarah? No thanks, I’m just gonna stay in and play some Wii naked with my face painted like a tiger.

▼ Oh no, Rei… Why didn’t you work out a deal with the studios for points on the back end?

▼ Miso is a fermented favorite of Japanese cuisine. It goes great with a side of woman too.
▼ The title says this is full body vomit erotica…

▼ For the overweight people who even like their women battered.

▼ For dessert, can’t get any sweeter than this…
▼ …or can it?

▼ For you chemistry majors out there…

▼ Why, looks like a bumper crop this year, Farmer Brown!
▼ And ironically, the very last item after going through this entire catalog of madness has got to be the most tame video of all.