It looks like people are getting their freak on in Kanagawa Prefecture these days. In the past two months a couple of truly unconventional sexually natured crimes took place that left police scratching their heads and going “huh.”

Our first tale involves a gay robber arrested on 13 November who slipped sleeping pills up the rumps of his victims.  This incident was quickly followed by the 14 November arrest of the manager of a rub & tug parlor for women which I guess would be a rub & rub?

Our first case started on a gay dating website where a 39 year-old hopeful homosexual man was looking for love in all the wrong places.  After messaging with a 33 year-old online they quickly made arrangements to meet at a train station in the man’s city of Sagamihara.

That evening the two met up and demonstrating what must be the best part of being gay, they cut the crap and when directly to the victims home. After arriving the two chatted for a bit then got down to it.

After some time the suspect asked the victim to keep his clothes off and get down on all fours.  The man complied and the suspect began to rub lotion on his anus.  At that time the man remembered feeling something enter his butthole followed quickly by his own fading consciousness.

He awake the next morning alone. It wasn’t long before he noticed his mobile phone and approximately 110,000 yen (US$1,300) missing from his home. He called the police to report the robbery the same day.

The police conducted an investigation in which a “hypnotic substance” was detected in the victim’s rectum.  The details of how they tracked the suspect down were not clear but a man was arrested on 13 November and confessed to the crime.

And several others…

“I’ve been doing this for over a year, I lost count how many times” he said (I imagine in a catty voice) when questioned by police. He said that he got the idea to drug guys via the butt from the internet and honed his craft through trial and error.

Authorities suspect that the man had committed this crime at least a few dozen times and linked him to incidents in neighboring Tokyo and Shizuoka. They also suspect that many more were hit but were too embarrassed to report what happened.  The suspect also said that he was banking on his victims not going to the police.

With the ass bandit safely behind bars police in Kanagawa arrested another swinging criminal.  After a raid on aromatherapy parlor, police picked up the 51 year-old manager and charged him with giving “sexual massages” to his all-female clientele. He is charged with violating the Businesses Affecting Public Morals Regulation Law known colloquially as Fueiho.

At this business in Naka Ward, Yokohama, masseurs would begin with regular massages and upon requests by the women would work some muscles not regularly scheduled.

However, October 2012 on 36 year-old customer and her masseur must have got their wires crossed. She got more than she bargained for and pressed charges.  After the subsequent raid police confessed that they had busted many happy ending parlors for men but never for women.

While in custody the manager rubbed his feet together and held his hands behind his back saying “from now on, I will only do regular massages.”

In accordance with Fueiho he was sentenced to always be bundled in with news stories about the gay robber who put sleeping pills up his victim’s butts.

Source: MSN via My Game News Flash (Japanese)
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