Recently Japanese convenience store Family Mart has been selling a new type of snack bread in their regular line of Hatsune Miku-themed products. I came across the “Sakura Style Strawberry Cream Bread” a few days ago and for some reason I can’t get enough of it.
However, checking the Internet there seems to be a lot of people either laughing or complaining about it. They seem to think there’s something erotic in the way it’s designed.
Comments have been pouring in saying things like the bread is “definitely erotic” and “I want to eat the sexy strawberry cream bread.” Many suspected it was an intentional ploy to get attention while others laughed it off as a coincidence.
Personally, I think these people all need to get out more often. It’s just bread… sweet and delicious bread with no erotic undertones at all.
I can’t put my finger on why, but I’d eat it several times a day if I could. I think I’d even sell some of my teeth to get some if I really had to. Weird.
I find to get the most enjoyment out of it I run my finger slightly around the inside to pick up some of the warm strawberry cream and lick it off my finger.
Then I go in with my mouth. I don’t bite. That would just make the bread go away quickly. I just take gentle nibbles so that the bread begins to melt in my mouth. Ohhh Yeahhh.
Anyway, the way I see it, the more pervs on the Internet raving about its resemblance to genitalia, the better. Family Mart will keep it on sale and I can keep eating it out.
That’s right. I like to enjoy a snack while walking.
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