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A Taiwanese couple, a 55-year old man and 52-year old woman, have divorced after four years living in separate apartments following the woman’s wedding night discovery that her new husband’s member appeared to have a severe case of dwarfism.
We could make all kinds of juvenile magnifying glass jokes, but we feel so bad for the guy we just can’t bring ourselves to do it.
The man’s penis reportedly measured just 5cm long and, to make matters worse, he apparently suffered erectile dysfunction.
The couple reportedly moved away from each other the day after the woman caught sight of her new husband’s member for the first time, where the man presumably spent the next four years popping Enzyte to no avail.
Source: Nikkan Sports
Title image: Wikimedia Commons
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