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South Korea’s one and only “Sex Park” is something a lot of people can get behind. Or on top of. Or in front of. Or maybe just get off already? It’s up to you.

Known as Jeju Loveland, since 2004 it’s been an al fresco sculpture park full of large phalluses and labia. There are 140 sculptures of sex positions (that’s more than in the Kama Sutra!) Not only a celebration of sex, love and art, it’s also educational. It features some very hands-on exhibits, including a “masturbation-cycle”. Experiencing these bizarre delights may help us to a deeper understanding of “the mystery of life”. See for yourself!

▼It helps to have a sense of humour.

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▼Taking a refreshing turn behind a bush can be just the thing. I feel super!

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▼Many desired to enter her golden triangle, and all were welcome. Spread ‘em, honey!

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▼Whack a winky! Don’t try this at home.

▼For golden memories.

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▼You may like to try this at home. If you’re an Olympic gymnast, that is.

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▼Push or pull? Oh, you go first. No, after you…

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▼Aaaayo, I’m tired of using technology. Why don’t you sit down on top of me?

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▼Being small can sometimes be an asset in getting into a girl’s panties.

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▼Would he… well, woody. It’s better than bad, it’s good! Ah, forget it.

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▼These two were a shoe-in for most unhygienic.

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▼Put your breast tit forward. My mammary isn’t what it once was…

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▼She looks suspiciously happy about something, could this be the famous masturbation cycle?? If only my gym had this kind of equipment…

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▼Show someone you love them today. Give them the finger.

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▼Size doesn’t matter, it’s all in the technique. That’s what he said.

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▼This woman keeps butting in.

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▼Let’s play musical chairs.

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▼You are human, and I am a statue, but our love can flourish in Jeju Loveland.

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▼Women always think they can chain-ge him… But his heart is stone. Well, concrete. And he’ll stay hard… forever.

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▼The park doesn’t skirt around the hot topics.

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▼Two perfectly formed mounds rose out of the lake. Who do they belong to? On second thoughts, let’s not go there…

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▼Time for my monthly colonic irrigation treatment…

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▼Oh yeah?

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▼Freudian much?

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▼A ballsy move indeed.

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▼Here we are again, appreciating the mystery of life. This is where it all began.

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▼Splish splash, I jumped out of the bath…

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▼You know, that really hurts. I don’t know what you think you’re doing, but you can stop now.

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▼Hey big boy, why the rush?

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▼This is how we do it…

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▼Um, I feel a little… little.

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▼Mmmmm, don’t clam up…

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▼For all your sexy time needs.

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▼Get off our cases.

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▼Dust away the cobwebs…

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▼It’s important to get your daily allowance of fruit and vegetables.

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▼Gritty snapshot of urban life.

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▼Shower power. Slippery when wet.

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▼What goes on in cubicle life.

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▼Frustrated at their incompatibility, the lovers rested on a rock.

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▼Historical voyeurage. So this is the famous cherry blossom viewing?

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▼Perfecting his swing.

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I haven’t been this excited about huge members since the Kanamara Festival in Japan. From sexy to arty to plain weird, Jeju Loveland leaves no stone unturned in the quest for sex education. Anyone feel like a romantic honeymoon visit?