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This mushroom spotted in China weighs a whopping 15 kilograms (33 pounds) and measures over a meter in height, baffling scientists and piquing the interest of recreational users of psychoactive substances everywhere.

Apparently, researchers are still unsure as to what type of mushroom this monstrosity is, meaning it has an equal chance of tasting delicious, killing you, or turning you into an enormous, nigh-invincible super version of yourself (if you operate on video game logic, which as we all know is infallible).

Discovered in Jianshui County, China, the fungi is so enormous it’s almost certain that it has other, smaller mushrooms growing on it, and perhaps smaller mushrooms still growing on those. The gigantic mushroom is far too large to even consider sauteing, but this being China, we’re sure someone will try anyway. We can’t wait to see the dish they come up with!

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Source: My Game News Flash
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