This year, show them that it’s what’s on the inside that counts.
Valentine’s Day can be tough. If you really want to show your appreciation for your significant other, what can you possibly get them that will symbolize your true feelings? Flowers? Lame. A box of chocolates? Boring.
How about chocolate versions of things… from inside the human body?
That’s most likely the thought process that went into Japanese novelty store Village Vanguard putting out some new products in preparation for Valentine’s Day: chocolate organ and poop silicone molds.
▼ Chocolate intestines, stomachs, hearts, brains and lungs.
Oh honey, you shouldn’t have… really!
▼ They’re selling a silicone mold so that you can make organ candies, jellies,
chocolates and more just by pouring into the shapes and freezing it.
▼ Village Vanguard recommends using
strawberry chocolate for maximum realistic effect.
【バレンタインまで11日】 『臓器チョコ!? 不気味だけどカワイイ😍』 『ゼリーにして、ホルマリン漬け風に😝』 「イチゴシロップを中に入れたい😋」 作る側と貰う側の温度差要注意⚠️ #バレンタイン大作戦 #ピンクアーミー… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…—
【恋式】ヴィレヴァン@バレンタイン大作戦 (@vv__official) February 03, 2017
But maybe your Valentine’s Day sweetie pie isn’t into things that stay inside the body. Maybe they’d prefer something that… comes out, instead.
Well no worries because Village Vanguard has your back for that too, with chocolate poop silicone molds as well.
▼ “I made this just for you!”
Is something you could say after giving the gift of a poop cake…
▼ …or if you prefer you can instead offer
some smaller, colorful bite-sized chunks.
▼ You could even combine the two for
a wonderful Valentine’s Day poop picnic!
▼ You know, seeing all this really has me thinking
this might be truer now than ever before.
Haha how can u say u love her if u can't even eat her poop ha!! http://t.co/ypgmR6hGUJ—
ANIME LOVER26!!! (@AnimeLova26) June 12, 2015
If you can’t wait to spring some chocolate organs or poops onto your loved ones (or your “obligation chocolate” enemies), then you can order them online at Village Vanguard’s website. The organs are 1,296 yen (US$11.50) and the poops are 972 yen ($8.50).
But if those still aren’t gross enough for you, then perhaps could we interest you in some chocolate maggots and butt-holes instead?