Abe Shinzo

Japanese politician scraps plan to use Animal Crossing for political campaign tour

Netizens were quick to point out why his plan wouldn’t work.

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Breaking: Japanese Prime Minister finally takes a day off after 148-day work streak

“Socio-economic activity has gone up a level,” he said cheerfully on TV, “So I’m pretty free now.”

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We tried washing our “Abe masks” in the washing machine to see how they hold up

The masks are rumored to shrink in the wash…so we had to test it out, of course.

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325 cruise participants diagnosed with coronavirus have recovered, were released from hospital

And Japanese citizens wonder why no news stations were reporting the good news

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Japanese PM asks schools around Japan to close as coronavirus cases rise

Surprise announcement comes as children are now testing positive for COVID-19.

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President Trump’s Pearl Harbor comments turn out to be misreported, all of Japan sighs in relief

Despite the “fake news”, the Japanese are glad that it was not a sign of a deteriorating political relationship.

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