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Chinese Model Still Looks Like Alien, Photos Reveal Cute Girl Under Layers of Makeup

Chinese Model Still Looks Like Alien, Photos Reveal Cute Girl Under Layers of Makeup

Some of you may remember/ have been unable to scrub from the delicate walls of your memory the image of Dina Leopard, the Chinese model who became internet famous for rockin’ the alien diva look with her disproportionatly large eyes and small, pointy chin.

We were reminded of Dina and her chin the other day while snacking on a bag of Bugles and decided to check her blog on Sina Weibo to see if she’s still keepin it extraterestrial.

Turns out she is and oh boy do we have some photos to share with you.

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The Horror of a Vegetarian Diet: Mystery Monster Appears in Sliced Pepper

The Horror of a Vegetarian Diet: Mystery Monster Appears in Sliced Pepper

We are often presented with messages from beyond through the medium of food.  Jesus, Mary, Mother Theresa have all spread the message of love through various baked goods around the world.

But clearly the mug appearing in this sliced bell pepper posted on Twitter ain’t one of those folks.  Our researchers here at RocketNews24 can’t quite figure out exactly who their message to the world is, but here’s our best guesses.

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Beautiful Japanese City Councilor: “I don’t wash my face or go to the bathroom”. Loses Job, Might be a Yakuza Alien.

Beautiful Japanese City Councilor: “I don’t wash my face or go to the bathroom”. Loses Job, Might be a Yakuza Alien.

Asuka Tachikawa, 27, famous for being a “beautiful city councilor,” has had pressure put on her to quit her job because she is actually an alien in disguise trying to ruin the city of Niizu in Saitama (near Tokyo).

Elected as a city councilor in February this year, the Saitama Prefectural Electoral Office has decided that her election is invalid because she may not have lived in the city for more than the required 3 months. In other words, she is an alien.

But what evidence do they have?
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