We’re already well into February, but that doesn’t mean it’s too late to throw away your Hello Kitty calendar and replace it with something a little more risqué.
Nudey calendars have existed for generations, but the Nyotai Goyomi (lit. “woman’s body calendar”) is composed entirely of close-up shots of various parts of the female form, each with the day and date hand-written onto that particular section of flesh in Japanese. Not a single face is featured throughout the 365 pages of the calendar, but there’s plenty here to keep admirers of the female form interested, with plenty of thighs, necks, shoulders and backs to be gazed at while pretending to be unsure what day it is.



Are You Jealous of Raf’s Perfect Girlfriend?
The Ten Most Beautiful Tunnels in the World and Where You Can Find Them
Companies Japanese People are Most Proud of
New School Swimsuit in Japan is Conservative and Surprisingly Cute
Kanagawa Junior High School Friends Set Out on an 80-Kilometer Adventure to Hakone by Skateboard 【Video】
Disney Villains Clean Up Well, Wow Japan
Oozing up From Below, Mysterious Marshmallow-like Substance Covers Nanjing Street
Beautiful Cosplay Girl is Actually Nerdy Guy
Saudi Arabian Reporter Floored by Things Japanese Take for Granted
When Two Amazing Worlds Collide: Welcome to the World of Cat Sushi!
We Made Coca-Cola Transparent and Colorless. It Tastes Like…
Chinese Woman on Trial for Killing Man by Squeezing His Scrotum
Crime of Passion: Three Men Forcibly Deported from Saudi Arabia for Being “Too Handsome”
Real-Life Barbie Gives Her Friends and Family a Makeover, Turns Them into Dolls
Peenzilla Worship! Japan’s Kanamara Festival Coming Up this April!
Chinese Student’s Bicycle Seat Breaks and… Gyah!
Advice Corner: ‘My Wife Won’t Stop Saying “Boobs”‘
Meet the Buildings Used by Millionaires, Statesmen … and Naked Bathers and a Ghibli Movie
Simple Arts and Crafts Kit Produces Beautiful, Shiny Balls of Mud
Japanese Performance Artist’s Balancing Act More Nerve-Wracking Than a Game of Jenga
The Secret Slang of Japanese Cabbies
J-World Tokyo: One Piece, Naruto and Dragon Ball Attractions at Shonen Jump Manga Theme Park!
Shield Your Rocket: Waterproofing a Smartphone with a Condom
Adobe and the Case of the Missing Chill Pill
Disturbing Japanese Amazon Customer Reviews: the Girl’s One-Piece Swimsuit
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