Senior police official quoted as saying, “I have never heard of this behavior, but it’s sick.”
A simple squabble over the breakfast table turned into a scene from a horror movie for one family.
Our fingers are each a special snowflake, the ridges and whorls on the pads creating a unique pattern that sets us apart from anyone else. Criminals go to great lengths to make sure not so much as a pinky touches the scene to leave incriminating evidence, but if they get careless and leave a print behind perhaps they could give some of the following disguises a try.
The other day I was smoking a cigar while driving my Hummer with a gun rack in the back when I saw a pretty young lady walking along. I asked if she’d like to head down to the shooting range, but she replied “no thanks, micropenis!”
Taken aback, I screamed, “How did you know?!”
“Ancient Chinese secret,” she said with a wink.