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The other day I was smoking a cigar while driving my Hummer with a gun rack in the back when I saw a pretty young lady walking along. I asked if she’d like to head down to the shooting range, but she replied “no thanks, micropenis!”
Taken aback, I screamed, “How did you know?!”
“Ancient Chinese secret,” she said with a wink.
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The Ten Most Beautiful Tunnels in the World and Where You Can Find Them3
Japanese Electronics Company Releases Camera Glasses for Under US$1004
The Grave of Christ and Vampire Ice Cream – Japanese Town Solves Many of the World’s Mysteries5
Disney Villains Clean Up Well, Wow Japan1
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Beautiful Cosplay Girl is Actually Nerdy Guy3
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When Two Amazing Worlds Collide: Welcome to the World of Cat Sushi!5
We Made Coca-Cola Transparent and Colorless. It Tastes Like…1
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Chinese Student’s Bicycle Seat Breaks and… Gyah!4Crime of Passion: Three Men Forcibly Deported from Saudi Arabia for Being “Too Handsome”5
The Secret Slang of Japanese Cabbies
Japanese Charity Breast-Squeeze!
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Philip Kendall
Writer / Translator Hailing from Liverpool in the UK, Philip Kendall made Japan his second home in the summer of 2006 after dolefully abandoning his childhood dream of becoming a ghost buster.
Steven Simonitch
Writer/Translator Though a native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Steven currently resides in Nagano, Japan, where he is known by the old lady at the supermarket as “the white guy who always buys 2 packs of natto.
Master Blaster
Writer / Translator Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Steven Le Blanc and Masami M.
Kay
Writer / Translator Kay is a native Japanese who has lived in Honolulu, Hawaii and Los Angeles, California. She currently resides in Tokyo and enjoys writing about a wide range of topics, including all things cute and glamorous.
Michelle Lynn Dinh
Writer / Translator Originally from California, Michelle is currently working as an assistant English teacher on the tiny island of Chiburi in Shimane prefecture.
Jessica Ocheltree
Writer / Translator Jessica Ocheltree is a freelance writer and editor living in the exciting, interesting and sometimes perplexing city of Tokyo.
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