Legend has it that in China there exists a frozen treat so incredibly powerful that it never melts, even if left in room temperature. RocketNews sent a reporter into the mysterious country to learn more about this potent popsicle of the gods.
The following takes place between 3:40pm and 6:50pm. Events occur in real time… if you’re really slow at reading.

Chinese Photoshop Trolls Part 3: This Time It’s Personal
China’s Photoshop Experts Will Fix Your Bad Photos, But Be Careful What You Wish For
Chinese Photoshop Trolling Part 2: Now with 20% More Shirtless Men!
JSDF’s new helicopter may or may not be fake, a real-life transformer
Fashion Friends: Twitter Proves Almost Every Japanese College Student Wears the Same Exact Outfit
Oozing up From Below, Mysterious Marshmallow-like Substance Covers Nanjing Street
Disney Villains Clean Up Well, Wow Japan
Crime of Passion: Three Men Forcibly Deported from Saudi Arabia for Being “Too Handsome”
Real-Life Barbie Gives Her Friends and Family a Makeover, Turns Them into Dolls
We Made Coca-Cola Transparent and Colorless. It Tastes Like…
Peenzilla Worship! Japan’s Kanamara Festival Coming Up this April!
Chinese Woman on Trial for Killing Man by Squeezing His Scrotum
Chinese Student’s Bicycle Seat Breaks and… Gyah!
Before and After: 31 Startling Images of Plastic Surgery in Korea 【Photo Album】
We answer the age old question: How many McDonald’s fries can one person stuff into their mouth in one sitting?
What Talent! One Student’s Amazing Short Animated Film Sets Internet Abuzz With Excitement 【Video】
Japanese woman found guilty of murder after refusing to accept welfare
South Korean media alarmed as study shows 1 in 5 young people is NEET
First Year Lolita Studies: Sewing, patterning, and cute!
Take a Ride on the Zoo Train Where the Seats Stare Back
Japanese band with American singer wants to turn music industry on its ear with free downloads and gigs
Hello Kitty Melons Selling for an Exorbitant Price in Japan
Man’s job threatened over anonymous anime-related blog posts
Japanese men have spoken: they don’t like your nail art
Philip Kendall
Steven Simonitch
Master Blaster
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Michelle Lynn Dinh
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