Sadly, they refused to make them taste like Mr. Sato.
Witness history in the making as the first ever musical album composed by a news-oriented website (we assume) hits iTunes and Amazon this July!
SoraNews24 takes you on a super-serious expose of the dark world of underage smoking.
Mr. Sato stormed off to the company’s office with two very specific demands.
Smooth and slippery noodles are accompanied by some surprising sights.
He asked major clothing chain Uniqlo which shorts go best with a punch perm. Amazingly, they had an answer.
Our reporter took one look at the top of his head in a mirror and knew what had to be done.
Mr. Sato experiences a classic of Japanese hairstyling from the Showa Era to get in touch with… Eh, okay. He lost a bet.
Mr. Sato was feeling in a rut with his progression as a pole dancer, so he decided to take action and improve his core strength.
We show solidarity with the itasha community by hanging out in a Starbucks parking lot with the Mr. Sato Car.
Mr. Sato is ready to workout in style! Meanwhile, another one of our writers goes running in jeans.
The cute and fluffy bread is proving to be so popular it’s been selling out as soon as it hits the shelves.
Mr. Donut just got even more tempting with these three healthier treats.
Mr. Sato overcomes his greatest foe in the battle for time: his own bowels.
Our reporter tried to uncover the truth behind “AKB48 Non Yuu” and their mysterious phone number.
RocketNews24’s Mr. Sato went out for coffee, and somehow came back at the center of a political debate.
If you can’t take your work home, just build a new home at work.
These perfect poster boys pose for a self-chosen GAP collection that costs less than 10 bucks per item!
Mr. Sato continues to push his hypothesis that the male groin is the gateway to efficient regulation of body temperature, even if it means serious bodily harm.
How does the life of RocketNews24’s crack Japanese-language reporter stack up?