To promote their new album Meeteen (ミーティン), quirky pop-rock ensemble Dainari><Konari (Greater Than >< Less Than) released a highly exclusive song online. In fact, it’s so exclusive that once you listen to it it will remain locked forever.
Full of questions I embarked on this journey, worried that the song may be so catchy that I’d go crazy if unable to hear it again.

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