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When I was a lad the only thrills we got were from watching the blacksmith’s daughter’s enormous breasts bounce around under her petticoats as she skipped across the village square each morning to buy bread and milk. But then again, I was born in 1840 and we didn’t have the computers then, let alone the Internet…

Kids today have only to power up their laptops and they’re just a few clicks away from several lifetimes’ worth of insanely graphic sexual content, meaning that parents have to keep a close eye on their offspring’s web surfing to ensure that they don’t stumble upon anything they shouldn’t.

But spare a thought for the high school student in Taiwan who, during a harmless search for a little online smut, accidentally discovered a video of his older sister that had been uploaded without her knowledge…

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Horses are perhaps the most underrepresented demographic in modern gaming.

They respond to our calls, carry us across vast lands, and even sacrifice themselves so that we may keep fighting (Agro!), but when was the last time a horse was made the hero?

When was the last time the horse got the girl?

2011, actually, with the browser game My Sweet Umadonna ~I am Your Horse~, a Japanese visual novel where you play a rookie steed who strives to become a race horse under the care and training of three beautiful young women.

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This video was posted up on YouTube on 1 November with the title, “Sprung in Scheisse fur 100,000 Dollar! Crazy Stupid People 2012.”

According to the video’s description:

“it’s Japanese Reality Show Titled Jump Into Mud Puddle – Where contestants need to dive into the mud pool landing on their head first and the longer they stay in the the mud the chances to win the game increase. And the winner gets 8 Million Yen which is around 100,000$” [sic x 7]

Well RocketNews24 would like to set the record straight: this is not a TV show. That would be sick. This scene was taken from the adult video Mud Lady 3.

Well that should wrap everything up. I guess it’s time to take lunch.

Wait a sec. Don’t tell me you all aren’t familiar with mud porn?! Alright, let’s take a tour of the murkiness that is Japanese Fetish porn. First stop, Mud!

※I’m going to go ahead and say there are images that might not be safe for work, but you probably already assumed that※

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If you know anything about the porn produced in Japan, regardless of your personal predilections and consumption level, it’s probably the rather bizarre practice of pixilating the actors’ “naughty bits”. While the content can be graphic enough to give Hugh Hefner nightmares, you’ll never see an orifice in detail. That quaint practice may be on the way out, though, according to one industry expert. Read More

Earlier this month, Japanese video sharing site Niconico launched a new English interface in an attempt to make their content more accessible to the rest of the world. But while the promise of boundless Japanese lulz seems appealing, those unfamiliar with the site may struggle to find a reason to not just stick with YouTube.

The most notable feature and mainstay of the Niconico community are the embedded comments, which scroll across the screen as the video plays. This creates a sense of a shared watching experience by allowing viewers to respond directly to events occurring in the video with insightful commentary, such as “lol” and “wtf.” The problem is that most of the videos on the site are still in Japanese, which may be a turn-off for newcomers who can’t talk the talk.

Luckily, Niconico has been adding more content that should appeal to people universally, regardless of language barriers. For example, earlier this month, Niconico launched their first official adult video (AV) channel. You don’t need to know Japanese to understand what’s going on there! And think about the possibilities: thanks to Niconico’s scrolling comments and internet anonymity, the internet can now laugh at cheesy porn together— in real-time!

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The woman you see in the image above is Mana Izumi, a 23-year-old Japanese adult video (AV) actress. Izumi made her AV debut in 2009 and has since made a name for herself as one of the most sought-after actresses sporting the gyaru style, a Japanese street fashion characterized by, among other things, bleached hair, a dark tan, and of course, lots of makeup.

You could say that Izumi has secured a stable position in the industry— a feat not easily accomplished, mind you—because of everything she wears. So it’s understandable that the only thing fans would want her to take off are her clothes, and that her reputation may have taken a hit when photos of Mana Izumi without any makeup was leaked on the internet earlier this week.

Take one more good look at the photo above, for what is once seen cannot be unseen.

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Father-son-relations don’t get much tighter than this.

Over on a Taiwanese internet bulletin board, a young man’s tale of discovering his father’s porn stash has drawn hundreds of comments after he alleged that he was so blown away by the terrible quality of the material that he ran out and bought something better to gift to his old man.

The very thought of making such a discovery is likely to send a shiver down most people’s spine, and few would find themeselves even able to look dad in the eye for a few days having discovered his box of filth, but this dutiful young man maintains that his tale is 100% true… Read More

Back in high school, my stepbrother and I got the idea to dress up like ninjas and sneak out at night to stick motivational messages under the windshield wipers of cars around the neighborhood.

Our hope was that when the recipients woke up in the morning and found a small piece of paper on their windshield with “You’re an amazing person!” or “Have a great day!” written on them, they’d be able to stay positive through another long day of work.

Dressing up as ninjas was completely unrelated; we just thought ninjas were cool.

Earlier this week, a Japanese man had criminal charges filed against him for pulling a similar stunt, hoping to spread a little happiness to the public by posting pages of his own hand-drawn erotic manga (comics) to cars parked in a private parking lot.

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Maria Ozawa is one of the most popular Japanese Adult Video (AV) actresses in the world. While she may not have half of China following her on Twitter like Sora Aoi, she does command a huge following in many countries across Asia, especially Southeast Aisa.

Indonesia, in particular, is crazy about the half French-Canadian half Japanese porn star. Known as “Miyabi” by local fans, Ozawa is so popular in the country that she has even appeared in two non-pornographic Indonesian films, one of which, titled Menculik Miyabi (“Kidnapping Miyabi”), is a comedy about two teenage Indonesia fans who kidnap Maria Ozawa while she’s vacationing in Indonesia only to end up learning valuable lessons about life, love and, most importantly, friendship.

However, Ozawa’s popularity among Indonesians has also become a point of controversy among right-wing Islamic groups (Islam is the dominant religion in Indonesia and Muslims makes up over 80% of the population) and her appearance in Indonesian films have sparked heated protests from conservative groups, who denounced filmmakers for casting a foreign porn actress instead of a local actress.

Imagine their reaction, then, when it was discovered that a photo of Maria Ozawa was published in a middle school workbook earlier this month.

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The evening of July 7 was like that of any other Saturday evening for most families in Chongking, a major city in Southwest China. That is, until a uncensored pornographic video clip suddenly appeared on TV screens in homes throughout the city.

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Pornographic actress and model Sora Aoi is said to be the most famous Japanese person in China. She commands over 11,180,000 followers on China’s Twitter-like microblogging platform Sina Weibo—enough to start a potent revolution if she were so inclined.

If numbers aren’t enough to convince you of Aoi’s influence, a set of photos taken during her recent visit to the capital city of Fujian Province, Fuzhou, should certainly prove that she can draw a crowd of frenzied Chinese men like very few revolutionaries could.

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