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We Take Boob-Heavy PS Vita Game to “Boobs Ramen” for Major Boobage

We Take Boob-Heavy PS Vita Game to “Boobs Ramen” for Major Boobage

Women’s breasts are powerful things. Even a small hint of them can whip men up into an uncontrollable frenzy. For example, the best-selling breast simulator game franchise Senran Kagura recently released a PS Vita edition which sold out immediately on its first day of release.

In this game you can rub the screen to interact with various large chested anime girls. While that’s all well and good, it’s a far cry from the real thing. So, our intrepid reporter Mr. Sato, having freshly hosed himself off from his last visit to “Boobs Ramen”, has returned in order to heighten his own Senran Kagura experience with the sights its owner has to offer.

Here is his report.

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PS Vita Game Takes Touch Control to Whole New, Inappropriate Levels【Video】

PS Vita Game Takes Touch Control to Whole New, Inappropriate Levels【Video】

Nearly a year after launch, Sony’s PlayStation Vita, is struggling to take off even in its home market of Japan.

Last week was particularly embarrassing for Sony after it was revealed the Nintendo 3DS had sold nearly 47 times as many units as the Vita. Even the PlayStation Portable, the Vita’s technologically-inferior predecessor that’s been out for eight years in Japan, sold more units.

Some blame the lack of blockbuster game releases, others say the handheld is too expensive; but we think the real problem is that no developer has yet to unlock the full potential of the PlayStation Vita’s front and rear touch surfaces.

Well step over Animal Crossing, because here comes a title that is sure to herald the rise of Sony: Monster Monpiece, a game where you power up sexy young female heroes by rubbing, stroking and pumping your PS Vita.

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Nyan Cat Song Makes it into Hatsune Miku Project DIVA f

Nyan Cat Song Makes it into Hatsune Miku Project DIVA f

Famitsu has revealed three new songs for the upcoming Playstation Vita game Hatsune Miku Project DIVA f and it looks like one of the internet’s favorite memes, the Nyan Cat song, made the list.

We haven’t been this excited for a rhythm game since Trogdor made it into Guitar Hero II.

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