It’s a problem young men everywhere face at one time or another: how do you express your true feelings to that one special girl in your life? Sure, a romantic telephone call or even an e-mail could do it, but many men lack the ability to express emotions through words.
A gift, perhaps?
One young man took this route and gifted his college crush with some facial cleanser. However, when the girl went to use it she noticed an unusual odor. This was not cleanser at all. This was semen.

![Over 100 Bottles of Semen Sent to Japanese AV Actress, Photo of Collection Posted to Twitter [NSFW] Over 100 Bottles of Semen Sent to Japanese AV Actress, Photo of Collection Posted to Twitter [NSFW]](http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/img2570827439027.jpg?w=333&h=500)
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