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We Compare Senran Kagura’s Virtual Breasts with Real Ones… You Know, for Science and Stuff

We Compare Senran Kagura’s Virtual Breasts with Real Ones… You Know, for Science and Stuff

The PS Vita edition of breast simulator game Senran Kagura has become an instant hit, selling out in stores everywhere immediately after hitting store shelves.

However, the question stands: With these virtual boobs in the hands of so many, how can we be sure they’re getting an authentic experience?

The RocketNews24 Institute of Cybermamography–headed by the one and only Mr. Sato–has conducted extensive research on the matter and herein submits our paper for peer evaluation.

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We Take Boob-Heavy PS Vita Game to “Boobs Ramen” for Major Boobage

We Take Boob-Heavy PS Vita Game to “Boobs Ramen” for Major Boobage

Women’s breasts are powerful things. Even a small hint of them can whip men up into an uncontrollable frenzy. For example, the best-selling breast simulator game franchise Senran Kagura recently released a PS Vita edition which sold out immediately on its first day of release.

In this game you can rub the screen to interact with various large chested anime girls. While that’s all well and good, it’s a far cry from the real thing. So, our intrepid reporter Mr. Sato, having freshly hosed himself off from his last visit to “Boobs Ramen”, has returned in order to heighten his own Senran Kagura experience with the sights its owner has to offer.

Here is his report.

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This “Enormous Breast Hyper T-Shirt” Will Probably Get You Arrested for Indecent Exposure

This “Enormous Breast Hyper T-Shirt” Will Probably Get You Arrested for Indecent Exposure

Nintendo’s 3DS ninja breast physics simulator Senran Kagura: BURST has been doing well for itself since it was released late last month, receiving a solid 30/40 from Japanese gaming publication Famitsu and reportedly outselling the first title in less than a week.

Promotional tie-ins have also been in plenty, such as last month’s cleavage-inspired gelato and the ongoing Senran Kagura sexual stimulant energy drink for gamers.

And if you still haven’t had enough lewd ninja madness, here come three “Senran Kagura Enormous Breast Hyper T-Shirts” so you can cover your entire upper body in half-naked anime girl!

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First Sexual Stimulant Energy Drink for Gamers? Senran Kaguara “Round Two”

First Sexual Stimulant Energy Drink for Gamers? Senran Kaguara “Round Two”

The second installation of 3DS ninja breast physics simulator Senran Kagura, Senran Kagura: Burst hit stores in Japan on August 30.

The game features even more of that fast-paced, sexually-charged ninja action that fans praised in the first title, which means many Japanese gamers have had their hands full these past few days, if you know what I mean.

Luckily, publisher MarvelousAQL has teamed up with sexual health product manufacturer Akahige Yakkyoku to boost player’s mojo with their new Senran Kagura “Round Two” sexual stimulant energy drink.

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Senran Kagura Anime Trailer is About One Thing Only, and it’s not Ninjas

Senran Kagura Anime Trailer is About One Thing Only, and it’s not Ninjas

Everyone’s favorite 3D ninja breast physics simulator Senran Kagura is scheduled to make its debut as a TV anime in Japan sometime in 2013.

Judging from the first official trailer, which we’ve posted below, it looks like the anime series will also follow the story of a young group of female ninja breasts as they try and save the world from…how does Japan even get away with this kind of stuff?

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Cleavage-Inspired Ice Cream Offered at Akihabara Cafe to Celebrate Upcoming Release of Senran Kagura Sequel

Cleavage-Inspired Ice Cream Offered at Akihabara Cafe to Celebrate Upcoming Release of Senran Kagura Sequel

Senran Kagura is a series of ninja breast physics simulators for the 3DS that also include elements of side scrolling action. The first game was released in Japan in September 2011 to generally positive reviews, receiving praise for its exhilarating action-based gameplay and unabashed use of giant, 3D bouncing breasts in a variety of novel situations.

The game actually did so well that both an anime series and a sequel are set for release later this year. The latter, Senran Kagura Burst (which is ironically only a letter away from ‘bust’), will be hitting stores on August 30 and, to build anticipation for the launch, developers MarvelousAQL have teamed up with Akihabara cafe CAFE EURO to create two overtly erotic Senran Kagura-inspired desserts.

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