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Do-It-Yourself Enthusiasts, Make Your Own Plastic Kitset… Sex Toy

Do-It-Yourself Enthusiasts, Make Your Own Plastic Kitset… Sex Toy

Is that what I think it is? No, it can’t be. It’s so wrong. So very, very wrong. Some things were never meant to end up as plastic model kitsets.

Boys everywhere love making kitset models. But this one looks suspiciously like a bullet vibrator kitset. WTF?? And to add insult to injury, it’s bizarrely being promoted by a cartoon character who looks suspiciously like the well-known Yonkuro of Dash! Yonkuro fame, a manga and anime series which features Mini 4WD racing.

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Tenga Apologizes For Selling Out Of Vibrators: “Supply Can’t Meet Demand”

Tenga Apologizes For Selling Out Of Vibrators: “Supply Can’t Meet Demand”

Hang in there ladies… The next batch will hit shops in late April!

On 3 March, Tenga launched its revolutionary new “self-pleasure” Iroha range for women, and due to extreme popularity they sold out within just two weeks. These strange vibes shook the world of sex toys, but sadly, many women did not have their urgent need for Iroha fulfilled. Unable to satisfy the raging beast of female desire it had unleashed, Tenga issued a public apology on its website on 18 March.

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A New Breed of Vibrator: Tenga for Women Coming Soon

A New Breed of Vibrator: Tenga for Women Coming Soon

Since its first explosive release in 2005, the name of Tenga has been ground-breaking in bringing men “the revolutionary future of safe sex and masturbation”, pioneering all-new ways to spank the monkey, choke the chicken, round up the tadpoles or burp the worm. But let’s be honest, it’s not just dudes who like to take matters into their own hands.

Now for the first time, Tenga would like to offer the same kind of futuristic pleasures to women.

Described as the Apple of the sex-toy industry, the aesthetic is elegant, refined and graceful, summed up in the Japanese word “tenga” (典雅) which is more commonly applied to a beautiful kimono, flawlessly-executed traditional dance or piece of classical music. Rather than merely attempting to simulate normal human sex, however, visionary inventor Koichi Matsumoto pushed the boundaries further to offer all-new and extremely hygienic ways of getting your rocks off. Which may or may not include the sensation of tentacle suckers.

Up until now, however, this break-through has only been available for men…

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Bluetooth-enabled Sex Toy Allows Long-distance Lovers to “Connect”

Bluetooth-enabled Sex Toy Allows Long-distance Lovers to “Connect”

At last, technology has finally progressed enough to allow long distance sex to feel a little more like the real thing.

LovePalz, a pair of interactive sex toys that wirelessly connect via bluetooth, has revolutionized the way long distance couples interact by allowing them to digitally connect their…private parts.

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Russians Banned From Riding Sex Dolls Across River, Government Wary of “Arousing” Anti-Putin Protests?

Russians Banned From Riding Sex Dolls Across River, Government Wary of “Arousing” Anti-Putin Protests?

When you live in a country with long, cold winters and short summers, you do what you can do make the most out of the warm weather. In Russia, they hold a racing event every August called the Bubble Baba Challenge, where hundreds of contestants ride inflatable sex dolls down the Vuoska river rapids.

At least, they did: the event, which was supposed to celebrate its tenth anniversary this year, was shut down by authorities just days before.

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18 Chinese Police Officers Dispatched to Rescue Sex Doll From River

18 Chinese Police Officers Dispatched to Rescue Sex Doll From River

When Shandong police received a call reporting a body floating in one of the province’s rivers on July 11, they wasted no time dispatching 18 of their finest officers to recover it.

As the police struggled to bring the corpse to the shore, rumor of the incident spread and a crowd of over 1000 spectators gathered, blocking traffic and preventing firefighters from reaching the scene.

Finally, 40 minutes later, Chinese police succeeded in recovering the body. Only, it wasn’t a body, but an inflatable sex doll.

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