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Soccer Scientifically Proven to Raise Our Sex Drives, Just Wait Until After the Game

Aug 7, 2012 by Master Blaster
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We recently ran a report on how the sexual drives of younger Japanese people have been plummeting in recent years. Little did we know that lady luck would swing by this nation in crisis taking the forms of Japan men and women’s Olympic soccer teams.

So what does Olympic soccer have to do with knocking boots? According to a recent study, it may be a bigger aphrodisiac than oysters.

Aug 5, 2012 by Steven
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For the past few years, Japan has been in a fuss about soushoku danshi, literally translated as “herbivore boys.” These are young men who represent the antithesis of the rowdy, skirt-chasing, big-spending corporate man associated with the 1980s bubble economy: they’re passive, conservative with money, prefer to stay in instead of going out drinking with coworkers and are generally uninterested in sex.

Such personal lifestyle choices wouldn’t be considered problematic if Japanese society wasn’t struggling with a declining birthrate and low consumer spending. But when an ever-increasing portion of your male population is enjoying their evening with a cup of tea at the local manga cafe when you need them to be out buying cars and procreating, you’ve got a situation on your hands.

To make matters worse, a survey conducted by The Japanese Association for Sex Education (JASE) reveals that the number of young Japanese women who have had sex has decreased dramatically over the past 6 years.

Perhaps the ladies of Japan have finally given up on trying to get their male counterparts into bed and joined convent themselves.

Jul 27, 2012 by Steven
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The evening of July 7 was like that of any other Saturday evening for most families in Chongking, a major city in Southwest China. That is, until a uncensored pornographic video clip suddenly appeared on TV screens in homes throughout the city.

Jul 18, 2012 by Steven
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When Shandong police received a call reporting a body floating in one of the province’s rivers on July 11, they wasted no time dispatching 18 of their finest officers to recover it.

As the police struggled to bring the corpse to the shore, rumor of the incident spread and a crowd of over 1000 spectators gathered, blocking traffic and preventing firefighters from reaching the scene.

Finally, 40 minutes later, Chinese police succeeded in recovering the body. Only, it wasn’t a body, but an inflatable sex doll.

Jul 4, 2012 by Steven
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Ladies: do you have a pair of “lucky” underwear that you set aside for those special, sensual occasions?

Japan actually has a word for these: shobu shitagi, which can be translated as “game underwear” or “game panties” (though we know of a couple of New Zealanders who would call them “business panties”). Not only that, a recent poll conducted by Japanese female healthcare product company LC love cosmetic reveals that Japanese women’s preferred color of “game panties” actually differs by region.

Guys: this could come in handy someday, so take notes.

Jun 21, 2012 by Steven
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When residents of a small village near the Shaanxi provincial capital of Xi’an unearthed a strange fungus-like object while drilling an oil well last week, they decided to ask for the help of their local TV station to identify it.

Arriving on the scene is charming young female reporter Ye Yunfengu who, after speaking with the villagers and examining the long, meaty object, explains that online sources suggest it may actually be “meat lingzhi”, the legendary mushroom sought out by Emperor Qingshi as an essential ingredient in his quest to create an elixir of immortality.

But when the report aired the following Sunday, many viewers instantly realized that you don’t need a degree in mycology to put a name to this specimen and that this “mystery mushroom” is actually a discarded masturbation toy.

Jun 11, 2012 by Steven
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Bored at work and want to have a little fun in the office at the expense of your coworkers? Vice president of Tokyo-based web design company LIG, Go Yoshiwara, has shared a naughty little prank that he recently played—and recorded for all to see. As detailed step-by-step on the company’s blog, vice president Go secretly rigged one of his employee’s computer to automatically load and play porn after booting up.

Jun 3, 2012 by Steven
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Pornographic actress and model Sora Aoi is said to be the most famous Japanese person in China. She commands over 11,180,000 followers on China’s Twitter-like microblogging platform Sina Weibo—enough to start a potent revolution if she were so inclined.

If numbers aren’t enough to convince you of Aoi’s influence, a set of photos taken during her recent visit to the capital city of Fujian Province, Fuzhou, should certainly prove that she can draw a crowd of frenzied Chinese men like very few revolutionaries could.

May 29, 2012 by danielnishina
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Most people go to Shinto shrines several times a year, like for New Years or to make a special wish or prayer, like before a job interview. But with Buddhist temples, it’s usually just for tourism and funerals – not that frequently, basically. But wait! Temples are transforming these days, more and more using their halls for activities such as yoga classes, group date venues (‘gou-kon‘ in Japanese – group dinners with single men and women, seeking potential mates), and even as concert venues!

May 17, 2012 by Jessica
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Tokyo Disneyland (TDL) has recently announced that they will offer weddings for same-sex couples, including the option to hold the ceremony at the iconic Cinderella’s castle. It seems that Disney really does make dreams come true, at least for one gay couple. Read More

Japanese Man Creates Computer Program That Lets You Squeeze Breast Milk From Anything [Video]

May 9, 2012 by Steven
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Until recently, Japanese internet user Kamutaro spent every waking moment tormented by a simple, yet overwhelming desire:

“I want to squeeze out breast milk.”

It seems that whenever he saw two objects that resembled breasts in the slightest, he would inadvertently begin to fondle and pinch them in hopes of being treated to a drop of mother’s best.

Nearly driven to madness by this strange oedipean urge, Kamutaro did what any sensible young Japanese male would do to relieve his strange, sexual fantasy: he built a computer program that lets you squeeze a never-ending fountain of breast milk from digital images.

Apr 20, 2012 by Master Blaster
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A serious issue of contention between the countries of China, Taiwan and Japan was further fueled by banners held up during an AFC Champions League soccer game between the Guangzhou Evergrande and the Kashiwa Reysol.

“Senkaku Islands belong to us! Sola Aoi belongs to the world!” read the various printed banners and cards being held by many supporters of the Guangzhou team.

This is of course in reference to the long-standing feud between China and Japan over the ownership of incredibly hot adult film star Sola Aoi. The disputed actress known for her roles in Rear End Special and Illegal Tits Violation 14 was originally widely accepted as a national of Japan.

Mar 30, 2012 by Steven
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Your reporter (male) was walking through Shinjuku Ni-chōme, Tokyo, Japan’s most well-known gay neighborhood, at around 7-8pm on business the other day when a man in a suit with his hair dyed brown approached me casually at an intersection. The man, who looked like he worked at a host club, glanced at me and then put his hand out to offer me something. At the time, I figured he was just trying to hand me a pamphlet for his club, and ignored him as I walked past. However, I later learned that it was actually a secret signal used by homosexual men in Japan to indicate interest in a potential partner—a practice known in English as “cruising.”

Mar 24, 2012 by Steven
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In 2010, Japanese plastic figure maker Kaiyodo released a Revoltech (short for “Revolver Joint Technology”) figure of Woody from Pixar’s Toy Story. Like many other Revoltech figures, the position of Woody’s eyes could be adjusted and the package came with an alternative faceplate, allowing for a dynamic range of expressions.

Unfortunately, that alternative faceplate turned Woody into a grinning idiot, and adjusting his eyes made him look like he belonged on the Sex Offender Registry.

Images of this “Hentai Woody” (Perverted Woody) performing various lewd acts at the expense of other toys began cropping up on Japanese internet message board 2chan and the trend even spread overseas to achieve meme status.

Then, sometime in late 2011, Kaiyodo pulled the Hentai Woody figure, replaced it with a more wholesome “troubled face” Woody and re-released it earlier this month as a part of their Pixar Figure Collection series.

But while Hentai Woody may have be given the snip (if you know what we mean), he’s still up to his indecent antics and has recently taken to sharing them on Twitter to a growing Japanese fanbase.

Mar 14, 2012 by Master Blaster
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Earlier this month in Kanagawa Prefecture, a high ranking government official was arrested for allegedly assaulting his wife’s “male acquaintance.” The attack took place when Mr. Noda (47) discovered his wife entering a hotel with another man (44) after following her when she left home late in the evening. In the heat of the moment, Mr. Noda confronted them and allegedly ended up severely beating the man in the face and chest, breaking several ribs.

A few days after the confrontation, the alleged victim filed a complaint with the authorities. After Mr. Noda was arrested, the story hit blogs across the internet and triggered a landslide of support for him.

Aug 16, 2011 by Mac Denny
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Look at that frisky, young couple over there. They’re so hot for each other.

Aug 6, 2011 by Mac Denny
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Plenty of 20-somethings sponge off their parents, but one 21-year-old Japanese parasite refuses to sponge herself off and is attracting a gaggle of male admirers on Japanese Internet forum 2channel.

Jun 21, 2011 by Steven
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Gundam fans: have you ever dreamed of stepping into a mobile suit and fighting for Earth yourself? It may be a long time before that dream can be realized. However, by slipping on a Gundam condom, you can come one step closer…with your penis! Read More

Grocery Store Does Not Report Shoplifters, Instead Threatens With Homosexual Assult

Jun 10, 2011 by Steven
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Shoplifting at supermarkets, bookstores, and the like has been on the rise in Japan in recent years. As a result, it is now common to see signs posted outside of stores that read “Stealing is a crime” or “We report theft.” Some stores will even post police and damage reports so that those considering the five-finger discount can see exactly how much they are risking.

Usually when someone is caught stealing by an employee they are escorted to the back and told to wait until the police come. However, there is supposedly one grocery store here in Japan that explicitly states it does not report theft to the police.

Instead, the paper posted to the wall of the store reads: “Stealing is a crime. If we discover theft in our store, we will not report you to the police…however, our store manager is homosexual.” Read More

Camp To Be Held For Young Virgins To Have ‘First Experience’

May 19, 2011 by Steven
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In early April an invitation to apply to an ‘Adult Training Camp’ appeared on the Internet in Japan.

The camp will run for two days and three nights and is directed toward virgin college students who wish to learn about, and experience, an adult sex life. During the camp attendees will be randomly partnered up with a participant of the opposite sex to have their first experience with. Read More