Throughout the world, Japan’s space-age toilets are about as well-known as Godzilla, sushi and Pokémon. Heated seats, massage functions, pressurised water sprays for rears and lady gardens alike; those toilet seats have everything a visitor to the bathroom could ever dream of, and, for me at least, there are few things in life more pleasing than opening a bathroom door to be greeted by a high-tech toilet springing to life and begging me to sit on it to do my dirty business.
According to health experts, though, those cleansing water jets may not be so good for our rear ends, and cases of infected colons and rectums (stop laughing at the back) are on the rise.
Apparently, we’re not using our fancy toilets properly!



Fashion Friends: Twitter Proves Almost Every Japanese College Student Wears the Same Exact Outfit
The Definitive Video Guide to Using Chopsticks, Guaranteed Everyone Will Learn Something From It
China’s Photoshop Experts Will Fix Your Bad Photos, But Be Careful What You Wish For
Chinese Photoshop Trolls Part 3: This Time It’s Personal
Can Submerging an iPhone5 in Water Improve the Speaker Quality?
Oozing up From Below, Mysterious Marshmallow-like Substance Covers Nanjing Street
The Ten Most Beautiful Tunnels in the World and Where You Can Find Them
We Made Coca-Cola Transparent and Colorless. It Tastes Like…
Crime of Passion: Three Men Forcibly Deported from Saudi Arabia for Being “Too Handsome”
Disney Villains Clean Up Well, Wow Japan
Real-Life Barbie Gives Her Friends and Family a Makeover, Turns Them into Dolls
Peenzilla Worship! Japan’s Kanamara Festival Coming Up this April!
Chinese Woman on Trial for Killing Man by Squeezing His Scrotum
Chinese Student’s Bicycle Seat Breaks and… Gyah!
Before and After: 31 Startling Images of Plastic Surgery in Korea 【Photo Album】
Chinese Photoshop Trolling Part 2: Now with 20% More Shirtless Men!
What Talent! One Student’s Amazing Short Animated Film Sets Internet Abuzz With Excitement 【Video】
Hello Kitty Melons Selling for an Exorbitant Price in Japan
Take a Ride on the Zoo Train Where the Seats Stare Back
Satisfy a Royal Craving – We Try Ice Cream Fit for an Emperor
Roll Up! Roll Up! See the Headless Hokkaido Penguin Here! 【Video】
Star Wars Characters Journey to the West as Classical Chinese Warriors
Can you explain this physics-defying photograph?
We Made Coca-Cola Transparent and Colorless. It Tastes Like…
84 Percent of Women Don’t Want to See Nipples at the Office, World’s Least Surprising Survey Says
Philip Kendall
Steven Simonitch
Master Blaster
Kay
Michelle Lynn Dinh
Jessica Ocheltree
Free Hugs? Uhh…Okay, Says Japan
Tokyo Metro Manner Posters Confuse and Delight Foreign Passengers 【Photo Gallery】