Kayako and Toshio are a lot more laid back when they’re not committing supernatural murder.
What’s brown, lumpy, and can now be purchased via capsule toy machines in Japan? If you guessed “a turd,” then you have a gross mind, but are also entirely correct!
Because isn’t it kind of depressing when your booby anime mousepad just sits there in silence?
For some reason, when it’s raining cats and dogs, McDonald’s customers in Japan seem to start craving fish.
Finally, fans of the boob-centric video game franchise will get the wrist support they need.
Because it was either this or keep watching Sangelica drink alone.
Because why wouldn’t you buy mini-workout equipment for your fingers? We saw the need, and so we tested out some of these weird capsule toys.
Japanese toilets continue to lead the way with a new range of beautifully decorative models.
Believe it or not, there’s a perfectly good reason for these costumes.
Now you too can create a never-ending chain of plastic people sticking their fingers into each others’ buttholes.
Feeling a little peckish? This might be just what you need.
Now you have even more cute, girly underwear options for protecting your drink’s privates.
For those who need something to have recurring nightmares about for the rest of their lives.
With an attractive woman suggestively licking mushroom-shaped candy, and instructions to “shoot your load of ‘secret sauce’ over the cracker”, these commercials don’t hold back.
If you need a furry friend that also doubles as an eco-friendly lawnmower, this is for you.
Don’t blink or you might miss what these inter-species romance vignettes are actually trying to promote.
Because the cast of Prison School would just hate for things to get all wet and dirty.
Don’t try this at home, kids (and grandkids)!
These batteries aren’t full of electricity — they’re full of love.