Check out these pawsitively epic kitty shirts available on Ameowzon Japan! (Uh, we mean Amazon. Amazon Japan.)
For those who need something to have recurring nightmares about for the rest of their lives.
Slurping noodles has never felt more wrong…
Warm the hearts of friends and family by recreating that distinct beeping sound of a finished basket of McDonald’s fries on the instrument of your choice. It’s a timeless classic.
Snowboard, pursued by a bear.
Want a robot vacuum but worried about the robot revolution? There’s a pet for that!
Don’t blink or you might miss what these inter-species romance vignettes are actually trying to promote.
We know updating is important for security, but this might be a bit much, Microsoft.
Yes, we know what day it is, but they insist it’s real!
Because when your ad contains the line “It’s like cherry blossom comes out of your ass hole!” you know it’s going to be a game-changer.
Fellas, want to know how to spend the perfect day as a high school girl in Japan? It involves selfies, food pics, purikura, shopping, crepes, and of course, the new spring Boku Sera sailor suit uniform!
Won’t somebody please think of the children?!
Now grandpa can silently judge you from the mantle — in 3D!
“Make love, not war,” right?
One of Japan’s most ubiquitous toys reveals that beneath its cute and cuddly exterior lies an angry death metal machine.
Video footage shows a woman who may or may not have a confused grasp of “priority seating.”
It’s not what it looks like, honest.
We’ve heard of “different strokes for different folks,” but this is ridiculous.
If China ever goes to war with a species made predominantly out of building materials, it’ll definitely win.
Don’t ask why, just marvel at these vegetables’ sexy, knitted curves.