We know updating is important for security, but this might be a bit much, Microsoft.
Yes, we know what day it is, but they insist it’s real!
Because when your ad contains the line “It’s like cherry blossom comes out of your ass hole!” you know it’s going to be a game-changer.
Fellas, want to know how to spend the perfect day as a high school girl in Japan? It involves selfies, food pics, purikura, shopping, crepes, and of course, the new spring Boku Sera sailor suit uniform!
Won’t somebody please think of the children?!
Now grandpa can silently judge you from the mantle — in 3D!
“Make love, not war,” right?
One of Japan’s most ubiquitous toys reveals that beneath its cute and cuddly exterior lies an angry death metal machine.
Video footage shows a woman who may or may not have a confused grasp of “priority seating.”
It’s not what it looks like, honest.
We’ve heard of “different strokes for different folks,” but this is ridiculous.
If China ever goes to war with a species made predominantly out of building materials, it’ll definitely win.
Don’t ask why, just marvel at these vegetables’ sexy, knitted curves.
Because a title like that would never raise any eyebrows, right?
Fortunately, she hasn’t taken control of our nuclear weapons. Yet.
For those who aren’t entirely satisfied unless they’re able to eat their drinking vessel too.
Noodle-warrior-transforming old dudes, eye-laser-shooting bosses, dancing Frieza grape soda, and so much more await your eyes.
Some things you just can’t unsee.
You’ll never see Pokémon’s Nurse Joy the same way again.
Which pair of boobies provides a perfect surface for landing? Let the science begin!
Unless you’re employed by your local government’s Department of Boobs and Boobological Research, this article probably isn’t safe for work.