Living in filth but too lazy to do anything about it? Have a penchant for new technology and toys? Today’s your lucky day!
Introducing the new Sugoi Mop and GomibaGo! two new remote controlled devices that enable you to remain firmly planted on your sofa while doing a half-arsed job of cleaning. Operated via video game-style controllers, you can zoom your Sugoi (“incredible”) Mop around the room and bring the trash can to you whenever you need it.
Deliciously over-the-top promotional video and images after the break.

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